Some levity is a good thing

Every now and then we have to laugh at things.  Here are some “spam” comments I have received, I like making fun of idiot spammers and sometimes their comments are pricesless

comment 1 comes from bestroulettecasinoonline EVERYONE knows how much of a gambler I am RIGHT?

SO here is their comment:

I admire what you have done here. I like the part where you say you are doing this to give back but I would assume by all the comments that this is working for you as well.

Right…that’s right… flatter my ego, and attempt mild flatterer to get me to approve a comment, because all gambler want to give back…right?

Spammer grade C-

comment 2 comes from Wilhemina Deadmond

“her” comment..

Hello,I find that your web log is incredibly informative and useful and we were interested if there is really a possibility of getting More web content like this on your web site. If you willing to aid us out, we will be willing to compensate you… Best regards, Wilhemina Deadmond

Incredibly informative?!? Useful?!? more content on the website?  Damn they fell off, on the way to an A+ comment they they try to send me money…

Spammer grade C+

Comment number 3comes from “Alpacas for Sale”

Fantastic article !

Short and weet, some of the best comments I like are those kind, but why Alpascs for sale? I didn’t know alpacas had sales people, and isn’t selling livestock over the Internets illegal?

Spammer grade B-

The fourth comment comes from the ENTIRE COUNTRY of Panama!

Hot damn I Loves readers but and entire country! WOW!

PANAMA’s comment

Stupendous post – and great domain by the way!

Panama has the ticket! Flatter the writer (me) from the entire country of panama, AND say it was a stupendous post!  Sadly, I know how many hits I get and it doesn’t total the population in panama that can actually get to my site ( all 6 of them on the pacific side, the atlantic side has no internet connection, and everyone knows this)

Spammer grade B+

And last but not least is from “a poem for getting an ex girlfriend back” …that’s right a poem left me a comment

Sorry for the huge review, but I’m really loving the new Zune, and hope this, as well as the excellent reviews some other people have written, will help you decide if it’s the right choice for you.

OK where is my huge review?  Then they talk about the Zune?  Then they try to sell me a zune?  WTF how is that a comment? say stuff like…”Manasi is the best eve mule ever.”

Or, send a cool picture of yourself that I could post or something with you and a mule…no….. wait a minute DO NOT send that pic…..And how the hell did this commenter know that I had an ex-girlfriend?  Why the hell would I want her back? She is an Ex-Girlfriend for a REASON!  I been married over 10 years and 1 woman is nearly impossible, but 2?  forget about it.

Spammer grade: F-

TC more info will be released once it is safe to do so…

TC and Good Hunting


P.S.

In other news Esoteria is falling to SE/C0ven, wish I had better news on that front but well…I do not.

~M

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~ by Manasiv5 on May 14, 2010.

2 Responses to “Some levity is a good thing”

  1. At least your spammers are not insulting you.

  2. I HATE spam and it has caused me nothing but trouble. I have twenty new spam emails in my folder since I started writing that first sentence, 30 now. This goes on all day.

    Apparently I have an unruly pet. And I need to attend a conference, help some old lady in Kenya, respond to gibberish surrounding a viagra picture, alienate my co-workers, accept my winnings from the International Lottery, cash in on some bank financing, contact an Uncle I've never heard of… sheesh.

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